10. down the hatch latch hook
9. hook 'em (with) hornitos
8. latch hook! where your rug doesn't need to match your grapes
7. short yarns and long islands
6. knot your typical martini
5. make rugs, not (Man o') wars
4. is that a latch hook in your pocket or are you just happy to beer me?
3. hey bartender! can you make mai tai's with a latch hook?! (wait for it...)
2. one bourbon, one latch hook, one beer
1. a pair o' hooks and aperitifs